Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
