I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
