i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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