My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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