Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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