Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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