So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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