Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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