Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I am naked and annoyed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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