Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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