Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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