It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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