there was a trapeze. enough said
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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