I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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