i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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