uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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