thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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