Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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