The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If its not for food we ain't going out.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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