everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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