I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
from now on my penis is your penis
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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