i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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