There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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