If i come over, it means nothing
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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