I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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