Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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