I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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