You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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