So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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