Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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