Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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