I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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Goodbee
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize