That's intense
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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