hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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