I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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