Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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