My brain says no but my pants say off.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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