so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Dick very happy bro
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