So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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