He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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