So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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