Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
