you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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