Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My pussy is not your playground.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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