Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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