what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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