i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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