Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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