just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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