with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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