One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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