As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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