the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
